Square Pie Guys - Reviews

My experience at this restaurant was marked by a terrible wait time and a confusing ordering process. The food itself was barely OK. I walked in to order takeout and found the entire experience to be quite frustrating.

First time trying this place, based on an Eater article, I decided to give it a go. I ordered online for delivery and provided my credit card and delivery information. However, after placing the order, I received no confirmation email and, more importantly, no pizza. When I called, I was told it might be a "glitch" and advised to "call my bank. " In 2025, if a business accepts credit card information online, they should be prepared to fulfill the order or investigate the "glitch" themselves. What should have been a simple pizza order has now escalated into a credit card fraud investigation.

My experience at the restaurant was fantastic! I ordered the wings and the Hawaiian pizza, and both were absolutely outstanding. The pepperoni on the pizza were nice and crispy, and the pizza itself had a perfect balance of being both soft and crunchy. It was a truly enjoyable meal.

My experience at this restaurant has been consistently great, making it one of my favorite pizza spots in the Bay. I come here all the time because of the excellent food, which is rated a 5/5. They also offer vegan options, and I highly recommend them for vegetarians. The service is also top-notch, receiving a 5/5 rating, and the atmosphere is enjoyable with a score of 5/5. While it's suitable for all group sizes, finding parking space can be somewhat difficult. I typically visit for dinner.

My experience at this restaurant was extremely negative. I got food poisoning from this place. One of the workers mentioned that they had a lot of pizzas in the back to cook before they went bad. I suspect I received one of those pizzas. Due to this experience, I will never come back here!

My experience at this restaurant was fantastic! It's hands down the best gluten and dairy free option for pizza in town. I absolutely love you guys! My favorite days are when y'all are playing jazz 😻. The food was a perfect 5/5, and the service and atmosphere were also rated a perfect 5/5. The restaurant is suitable for all group sizes and offers clearly labeled vegetarian dishes, making it highly recommendable for vegetarians. The wheelchair accessibility is excellent, with an entrance and bathroom on the ground floor without steps, and a spacious bathroom. However, finding parking can be difficult, and the price per person is in the $30–50 range.

My experience at this restaurant was largely disappointing, particularly with the pizza. The crust lacked both flavor and texture, missing that desirable yeasty, slightly fermented taste and the essential chew. The crispness expected from a Detroit-style pizza was completely absent. For over $20, I also expected more cheese and sauce, which unfortunately were also lacking in flavor. On a positive note, the fries were good, even at room temperature. Their ranch dressing is unique; I suspect it's homemade, which is a plus. It's tangy but not zesty, and a bit too runny for my personal preference, though I acknowledge Southern ranch styles differ. I didn't hate it. The restaurant appears popular for takeout, with many DoorDash drivers waiting outside. Their online ordering is exclusively through DoorDash. The surrounding neighborhood can be rough after dark. The atmosphere was rated a 5, service a 4, and food a 3.

My experience at this restaurant was mixed. While the pizza itself was great, I found the overall value for money to be poor. It was impossible to order in person or change items on the app. The service was prompt, and the food quality was excellent, but paying $45 for 4 slices of pizza is not a great deal. I rated the food a 5 and service a 3, but the atmosphere a 1.

My experience at the restaurant was fantastic. We shared a pepperoni pizza which was great. I also had a bottled Diet Coke. The restaurant had great music, which added to the overall positive experience. I would definitely come again, rating it a 10/10.

I spontaneously discovered this small, charming pizza place and immediately placed an order on-site – and what can I say: it was absolutely worth it! 🍕 The pizza slices are super delicious, freshly prepared, and can be ordered in different sizes, which is really practical. I especially love the Happy Hour, where you get pizza at a lower price – ideal for trying out a few different varieties at once. They also offer a selection of drinks, including a really good beer that pairs perfectly with the pizza. The service is very friendly and attentive, making you feel comfortable right away. The overall package here is just right: delicious food, nice drinks, a pleasant atmosphere, and service that puts you in a good mood. A little insider tip for everyone who loves pizza and likes to try something new – I will definitely be back!