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Squat & Gobble - San Francisco
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Squat & Gobble at a glance
San Francisco West Portal
- 🥞 Creperie
$$
Price per Person $21–$30
mentioned by 71 of the guests
#2064 out of 2403 places to eat in San Francisco
#7 Creperie out of 9 in San Francisco
Good
6.3 out of 10
Food
Service
Ambience
Value
380
Reviews
58.7%
Satisfaction
Often praised
- Friendly service
- Generous portions
- Good breakfast
Frequently criticized
- High prices
- Cold ambiance
- Inconsistent food
The café Squat & Gobble in San Francisco’s charming West Portal neighborhood is your go-to creperie for a delightful experience. You’ll find a cozy and casual atmosphere perfect for a quick bite or a relaxed meal.
Known for its great coffee, this spot offers a welcoming space where you can enjoy delicious crepes and more. Whether you’re starting your day with breakfast or grabbing lunch, you’ll appreciate the friendly vibe.
Overview: Introducting Squat & Gobble
Squat & Gobble offers a mixed experience, with many appreciating its generally good food, often featuring generous portions . You’ll likely find the fast service and friendly staff contribute to a pleasant visit.
However, some experiences suggest the food quality can be inconsistent, occasionally falling short. While a calm ambiance is sometimes noted, be aware that the dining area can feel cold or loud due to the open kitchen.
A recurring concern is that many items are perceived as overpriced , which might affect your overall value perception.
Good
6.3
out of 10
380
Reviews
58.7%
Satisfaction
127
negative
30
neutral
223
positive
Overall, Squat & Gobble earns a respectable 6.3 out of 10, placing it squarely in the average category. Customer satisfaction also sits at a mixed 58.7%, indicating that while many patrons have a decent experience, there’s room for improvement.
This assessment is drawn from 380 customer observations, with 223 positive remarks balancing 127 negative ones. Delving into specifics, Service stands out as a strong point, achieving a good score of (7.2).
The Ambience (6.7) and Food (6.2) both land in the average range, suggesting they meet expectations but rarely exceed them. The most significant area for concern is Value (3.6), which is rated poorly, reflecting customer sentiment about pricing.
What people like
- Friendly, fast service
- Generous food portions
- Flavorful breakfast items
What people don't like
- High, inconsistent prices
- Cold, loud ambiance
- Inconsistent food quality
With a recommendation score of 6.4, Squat & Gobble is a place that might suit you if you prioritize quick, friendly service and substantial portions for breakfast or brunch. It’s a functional spot that gets the job done, especially if you’re in a hurry.
However, be prepared for potentially higher prices and an ambiance that can sometimes be less than ideal, with noise and temperature issues. If consistent food quality and value are your top concerns, you might find yourself looking elsewhere.
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Verdict: Our expert take on Squat & Gobble
Food (6.2 out of 10)
mentioned by 96% of the guests
When it comes to the food, theres a good amount to enjoy, with 141 positive remarks out of 241 total. Many guests raved about the generous portions, delicious crepes, and tasty steak & eggs. The variety of menu options, including healthy and gluten-free choices, also earned praise.
With a score of 6.2, the food generally lands in the average range, contributing to a 58.5% customer satisfaction. However, its not all perfect, with 77 negative comments noted. Some found the food quality inconsistent, mentioning issues like oily potatoes and bland flavors.
Concerns were also raised about cold plates and certain items like the pancakes not meeting expectations. This mixed feedback suggests there's room for improvement in consistency across the board.
Food
241
Reviews
58%
Satisfaction
77
negative
23
neutral
141
positive
Rating distribution
What people like
- Generous food portions
- Delicious, varied crepes
- Diverse menu options
What people don't like
- Inconsistent food quality
- Oily, greasy potatoes
- Food served cold
Often praised
- foodThe restaurant is consistently very clean, and the wait staff is as good as need be, always ready to refill coffee or assist with anything. The food is good, with the French Onion Soup being particularly excellent.
- portionsthe portions were generous
- crepesThe crepes were amazing loved it
- crepeThe crepe was full of flavors
- friesFries were fresh cut and lightly salted
- potatoesthe best thing about the dish was the side of potatoes they were crispy and delicious
- FoodFood:5
- benedictsSince we were there before 9 AM, parking was free and plentiful. While you shouldn't expect gourmet coffee, the scrambles and benedicts were great.
- fresh squeezed orange juicethe huevos rancheros and fresh squeeze orange juice were good
- fried chicken sandwichMy husband usually gets the fried chicken sandwich.
Frequently criticized
- foodfood took a while and eggs were cold
- eggsWe were a party of 5, and everyone said their food was amazing, but I was left disappointed. I ordered the crispy chicken benedict that had barely any hollandaise and my eggs were overdone 😪 Big sad. The service was phenomenal though, so no complaints there, just wish my benedict was saucier, yaknow.
- potatoesthe potatoes looked and tasted old, like they had been sitting for quite awhile after being cooked: dry, not even warm.
- avocado toastavocado toast and the avocados were over ripe
- coffeethe coffee tasted like it was two days old
- food qualityfood quality has gone downhill
- orange juicethe orange juice is reduced with water
- Angus Chuck Burger w/friesFood wasn’t the best, kind of bland
- English MuffinsEnglish Muffins that were burnt
- French onion soupFrench onion soup was too salty
If you're looking for a spot with varied menu options and generous portions, especially for crepes or steak & eggs, it might be worth a try. However, be prepared for potentially inconsistent food quality and some dishes that might not hit the mark, making it a bit of a gamble.
Service (7.2 out of 10)
mentioned by 70% of the guests
Overall, the service here seems to be quite good, earning a solid score of 7.2 and a customer satisfaction rate of 71.4%. Many of the 50 positive comments praise the friendly and attentive staff, often highlighting fast service, efficient water refills, and prompt coffee refills. Guests frequently experience personalized service and order accuracy.
However, not everyone had a perfect experience, with 19 negative comments pointing to some areas for improvement. Some guests reported significant waiting times for their orders, and a few found the staff to be too busy or the QR code ordering system finicky. There were also instances of servers not checking back in.
Service
70
Reviews
71%
Satisfaction
19
negative
1
neutral
50
positive
Rating distribution
What people like
- Friendly, attentive staff
- Fast service
- Efficient refills
What people don't like
- Long waiting times
- Inattentive servers
- QR ordering issues
Often praised
- serviceMy experience at the restaurant was pleasant. The girls were really nice and the service rocked. I only had coffee this time, as I was waiting for my boss.
- staffI visited for breakfast/brunch and found it to be a great location right outside the muni station. Getting a table was easy, and the staff was friendly enough. The ordering process is at the counter, and you seat yourself.
- ServiceService:5
- wait staffthe wait staff is as good as need be
- Water refillsWater was refilled
- attentivenessBeautiful and greatly appreciated
- coffee refillAlways ready to fill coffee
- dine-inthey are open indoors
- fast serviceMy experience at Squat and Gobble was pretty good. They get the job done and offer a functional and convenient menu with fast service. The place is immaculate and conveniently located on West Portal.
- food at the tableMy experience at this restaurant was positive for three main reasons. Firstly, the pay-up-front and get food at the table system was efficient. Secondly, the food was both fast and tasty.
Frequently criticized
- servicemuch better quality of service
- QR code orderingtheir QR code order is very finicky
- fork and knifeforgetting to give you...a fork and a knife
- future businessYou lost my future business
- gratuityasked to pay a gratuity when the food is ordered
- level of serviceThe level of service at this establishment is POOR
- mayocould I get a side of mayo that is in a cup, not a packet
- orderthere's always that 2 times out of 5. That they don't get my order right
- ordering processTo order was such a rush
- seating upstairsallowed other people to go up
If you're looking for generally good service with a friendly touch, this place is often a solid bet. While there might be occasional waits or minor hiccups, the positive experiences far outweigh the negatives, making it worth a visit.
Ambience (6.7 out of 10)
mentioned by 45% of the guests
When it comes to the vibe, this spot gets a 6.7 score, landing it in the average range, though many customers found things to love. With 30 positive remarks out of 45 total, guests often praised the spacious layout, overall cleanliness, and a welcoming family atmosphere. Some even enjoyed the window for people-watching!
However, customer satisfaction sits at a mixed 66.7%, as 13 opinions pointed out some significant drawbacks. Issues like a loud atmosphere due to the open kitchen or music, the restaurant being uncomfortably cold, and an outdated feel were frequently mentioned, alongside tricky parking.
Ambience
45
Reviews
66%
Satisfaction
13
negative
2
neutral
30
positive
Rating distribution
What people like
- Clean and spacious
- Family-friendly vibe
- Good for people-watching
What people don't like
- Loud atmosphere
- Restaurant too cold
- Outdated appearance
Often praised
- atmospherethe service and the place were very nice
- AtmosphereAtmosphere:5
- placeI wasn't overwhelmed by the food. The place was clean and the service was good, but the food itself was just very average.
- ambiancethe ambient in this place is calm and enjoyful
- bathroom cleanlinessthe bathroom, open and clean
- café atmospherethe café isn't busy
- cozy atmosphereA cozy atmosphere
- eating areaClean eating area
- experienceOverall a great experience at this spot!
- familiesA great place for families
Frequently criticized
- atmosphereI expected the atmosphere to be a lot warmer
- AC restaurantI tried my best to enjoy my food, but my hands were freezing, and the air was blowing in my face and on top of my head. No one wants to be miserably cold, especially when coming in from the rain to an even colder AC restaurant. I like my food, but I couldn't enjoy it.
- ParkingParking is a little tricky in this area
- airIt was raining outside, and the temperature in West Portal was 44 degrees. I tried my best to enjoy my food, but my hands were freezing, and the air was blowing in my face and on top of my head. No one wants to be miserably cold, especially when coming in from the rain to an even colder AC restaurant.
- insideI've been coming here for years with my family, as far back as I can remember. Today, we visited with my parents between 2: 30-3: 30 pm, and it was absolutely freezing inside. It was raining outside, and the temperature in West Portal was 44 degrees.
- kitchenthe kitchen is right there in the middle of the dining area, so it does get loud
- musicIt's a one-stop shop for those looking for variety and don't mind paying a bit more for simple menu items. One suggestion for management: the music is a bit loud and kind of destroys the ambiance, but then again, so does the kitchen. To each their own, just my opinion.
- parkingThe server was super friendly, which added to the pleasant experience. However, parking isn't that great, and the prices are a tad more expensive than other places along the peninsula, which is typical for San Francisco. Overall, the food and service were excellent, despite the parking and price considerations.
- restaurant coldIt was really cold in the restaurant
- restaurant outdatedRestaurant also appeared outdated and old
If you're looking for a clean, spacious spot with a family-friendly vibe, especially if you snag a window seat, it could be a great fit. However, be prepared for potential noise and temperature issues, and factor in parking challenges before you go.
Value (3.6 out of 10)
mentioned by 25% of the guests
While the overall picture for value isn't great, a few bright spots shine through. Some customers found the wings to be big and tasty for the price, appreciating the value of the food in terms of quality and quantity. These positive remarks, though only 2 out of 24 total opinions, suggest that certain items might offer a decent bang for your buck.
However, the general sentiment leans heavily towards disappointment, with a score of 3.6 indicating poor value and customer satisfaction at a low 8.3%. Many feel the restaurant is expensive with astronomical prices, and several items are considered over priced or pricey on certain items. With 18 negative comments, the consensus is that the Quality vs.
Price balance is often off.
Value
24
Reviews
8%
Satisfaction
18
negative
4
neutral
2
positive
Rating distribution
What people like
- Good value wings
- Worthwhile crepes
What people don't like
- High prices
- Overpriced items
- Poor quality-price
Often praised
- priceThe wings were big and tasty for the price
- value of the foodvalue of the food, quality and quantity totally makes it no so much
Frequently criticized
- priceorder some burger and some orange juice for 10 dlls and the food was not tasty
- expensiveBoth were scrumptious, and both plates were completely cleaned by us. Despite being somewhat expensive, the quality and service was great. We will be back.
- over pricedThe crepes are filling and worth the money; I've paid more for less. While the sandwiches and salads are good, they are way over priced. It's a one-stop shop for those looking for variety and don't mind paying a bit more for simple menu items.
- pricespost fire, their prices rose 30%.
- Quality vs. PriceQuality vs. Price...tbh S&G isn't bad
- astronomical pricesastronomical prices
- costnot worth $50+ cost
- mealespecially if the customer is paying $20 for the meal.
- orange juicecost $9 lol
- pricey on certain itemspretty pricey on certain items
If you're considering a visit, be prepared for potentially high costs, as the value proposition is generally poor. While a couple of items might offer decent value, the majority of customers find the prices too steep for what you get. Proceed with caution and perhaps stick to known good-value items if you decide to go.
How are the prices at Squat & Gobble?
You’re looking at roughly 24 per person – reported by 71 diners. That puts it in the $21–$30 category. For a Creperie, it’s comfortably mid-range: not a steal, but not bank-breaking either.
The good news is, most guests tend to spend right around this average, with the majority of prices clustering in the 11 – 30 $ range, so you know what to expect.
Here’s a quick look at what guests spend per person, based on the latest 71 reviews.
How this Creperie’s value stacks up against similar spots in San Francisco.
Overall, we think the pricing feels quite fair for a Creperie in San Francisco, offering a good mid-range option for a tasty meal.
Customer Reviews: what people think about Squat & Gobble
Visit Type
- Casual Outing
Service Type
- Dine-in
1
Overpriced and Overcooked - Avoid!
My experience at this restaurant was overwhelmingly negative. I found the food to be overcooked, specifically the Kirkland eggs, and the coffee was burnt. The prices were astronomical, making it a sad $90 spent for what felt like a much lower quality of food and service.
I believe you can get much better quality of food and service literally anywhere else.
- kirkland eggs2
- burnt coffee2
- astronomical prices1
Visit Type
- Food Exploration
Service Type
- Dine-in
7
Good Food, Bad Coffee
My experience at the restaurant was a mixed bag. I tried their steak sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, and chicken crepes, and the food tasted good. The service was also good.
However, their coffee tasted like paper, which was a letdown. On a positive note, we loved their fries.
- steak sandwiches8
- chicken sandwiches8
- chicken crepes8
- coffee2
Visit Type
- Regular Visit
Service Type
- Dine-in
6
Good food, but order issues
My experience at the restaurant was a mixed bag. The portions were generous, and most of the time, the food tasted good. However, there's a recurring issue where my order isn't correct about two out of five times.
- portions8
- food7
- order3
Visit Type
- Food Exploration
Service Type
- Dine-in
Meal Type
- Breakfast
9
Delicious Breakfast and Friendly Service
I went for breakfast yesterday and had a truly great experience. I thoroughly enjoyed the cinnamon crepe with roasted walnuts, which was delicious, and paired it with a chai latte. The staff was exceptionally friendly and attentive, checking in on us multiple times throughout the meal.
Overall, it was a great experience at this spot!
- cinnamon crepe with roasted walnuts9
- chai latte8
- staff10
Visit Type
- Quick Meal
Service Type
- Dine-in
Meal Type
- Breakfast
1
Avoid This Place - Terrible Breakfast Experience
My experience at this restaurant was overwhelmingly negative. I ordered the "scrambled" eggs, bacon, and "roasted" potatoes. The eggs were flat and cold, clearly made from a pre-made mixture, not fresh.
The potatoes were mushy and drenched in oil. To add insult to injury, the English muffins were burnt. The add-on price for bacon or sausage was a steep $7, on top of an already expensive $16 for the basic meal.
I strongly advise avoiding this place at all costs; it felt like being ripped off and was arguably the worst breakfast I've ever had.
- scrambled eggs2
- bacon2
- roasted potatoes1
What Squat & Gobble offers
Accessibility
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Wheelchair accessible parking lot
- Wheelchair accessible seating
- Wheelchair accessible restroom
Crowd
- Family-friendly
- Tourists
- Groups
- College students
Payments
- Credit cards
- Debit cards
- NFC mobile payments
Children
- Kids' menu
- Good for kids
- High chairs
Popular for
- Dinner
- Lunch
- Breakfast
- Solo dining
Amenities
- Restroom
- Free Wi-Fi
- Wi-Fi
Offerings
- Healthy options
- Quick bite
- Wine
- Coffee
- Beer
- Vegetarian options
- Alcohol
Dining options
- Catering
- Breakfast
- Brunch
- Counter service
- Table service
- Dessert
- Dinner
- Seating
- Lunch
Service Options
- No-contact delivery
- Takeout
- Outdoor seating
- Dine-in
- Delivery
Pets
- Dogs allowed outside
Parking
- Paid parking lot
- Paid street parking
Atmosphere
- Cozy
- Casual
- Trendy
FAQs
What kind of food and drink options can you expect at Squat & Gobble?
At Squat & Gobble, you can enjoy a diverse menu featuring crepes, healthy options, and quick bites. They also offer a great coffee and tea selection, along with wine and beer. Vegetarian options are readily available, ensuring there’s something delicious for everyone.
What is the atmosphere like at Squat & Gobble, and what amenities are available?
You’ll find a cozy, casual, and trendy atmosphere at Squat & Gobble, perfect for dining in or outdoor seating. Amenities include free Wi-Fi and accessible restrooms. For families, high chairs and a kids’ menu are provided, and you can even bring your dog to the outdoor seating area.
How does Squat & Gobble generally rate with customers?
Squat & Gobble holds an overall score of **6.3** out of 10, with customer satisfaction at **58.7%**. While **Service** (7.2) is often praised, **Ambience** (6.7) and **Food** (6.2) are considered average, and **Value** (3.6) is a notable concern.
Is Squat & Gobble considered expensive?
Many customers find Squat & Gobble to be on the pricier side, with opinions frequently mentioning items as overpriced and noting astronomical prices for some menu items.
What is the atmosphere like at Squat & Gobble?
The atmosphere at Squat & Gobble is often described as having a calm ambiance or being cozy , but some patrons have found it to be cold or loud due to the open kitchen and air conditioning.