See, we think we are much wittier than we actually are. That was our way of exaggerating the water content of watermelon, and it was a bald-faced lie, for which we apologize.

Watermelon is actually about 92 percent water, which is, as you implied, a physical possibility.

Apparently 138 percent of our readers are a little (or a lot) tired of our attempts at being witty. We are about to stand ourselves in the corner….